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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:41 AM // 06:41   #2221
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Because it annoys others

Why do people keep beating me to reply?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:42 AM // 06:42   #2222
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Because you're a slow Prominent Citizen.

Was Hitler a sensitive man?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:42 AM // 06:42   #2223
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Because you are slow.

Why do we have a 30 second pause between posts?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:45 AM // 06:45   #2224
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To prevent spam.

Why would you call someone slow when you were slow yourself.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:46 AM // 06:46   #2225
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Because I need to make fun of someone.

Why would you ask me such a hurtful question?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:47 AM // 06:47   #2226
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Because I like to hurt people named 'Lurid'. Sup Lurid?

Why is violence so funny?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:48 AM // 06:48   #2227
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Because it usually involves stupid people.

Why do we not enforce mandatory IQ tests at birth?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:50 AM // 06:50   #2228
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Because you aren't in charge, stupid. =D

Why is spamming so kewl?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:51 AM // 06:51   #2229
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Because we're doing it.

Why does Sci-Fi play such horrible movies?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:52 AM // 06:52   #2230
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Because we all know Sci-Fi is just another reality tv show.

What the fuck is up with bad reality tv shows?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:59 AM // 06:59   #2231
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Stupid people like them, and the majority of people are stupid.

What the hell is up with medicine that has more adverse side affects than the problem it is used to alleviate?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:00 AM // 07:00   #2232
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It likes to sex you up. That's right. SEX YOU UP GOOD.

Why the hell is Frasier on?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:02 AM // 07:02   #2233
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Because the Family Guy is god awfully old.

Why the hell do we allow Frasier to live?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:08 AM // 07:08   #2234
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We don't. It's a rerun.

Why the hell did that goal that Japan scored against Australia count?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:11 AM // 07:11   #2235
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Because the ref was too busy being amazed by the Australian team's accents.

Why do Australians have such awesome accents?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:12 AM // 07:12   #2236
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Because my guild is full of australians.

Why do I tend to throw in 'la' and 'a' at the end of every sentence I speak in chinese?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:13 AM // 07:13   #2237
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Because you don't actually know how to speak Chinese, its just that noone else does either. Including the Chinese.

Why do people like the Simpsons?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:14 AM // 07:14   #2238
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Because it's funny.

Why can't I speak chinese properly then?
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:14 AM // 07:14   #2239
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Because we can

Why do i keep getting emails every second
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:15 AM // 07:15   #2240
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Because its not a real language.

Why can't you speak Canadian?
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